Confessions Of A Sculptor/Fabricator That Has Spent Way Too Much Time Working Alone

Saturday, October 2, 2010

Anybody Got An Extra Bullet That They Can Spare?

I've got to say that I've always agreed that suicide is a common human thought no matter what many people would lead you to believe.

Take for instance the time that I suffered second degree burns over much of my legs. Never mind that the sunburn had been my fault because I had allowed too much sun on my lily white legs after an entire winter of having kept them covered. It was so bad that I had bags of water hanging off of my legs that my girlfriend's sister had to drain and apply aloe vera to lest I tried to kill whoever was within reach of me at the time.

I've never hurt that much from anything in my life.

I seriously considered running my pick up truck into a power pole at 100 mph just so I wouldn't be in so much agony. At that point in time, death would have been a welcomed relief. And if anybody leaves me a comment that I would have went to hell if I had committed suicide, I swear that I'll search out your IP address, stalk you down like a lion does a gazelle on the Serengeti, and torture you very slowly until you expire.

I'm just sayin' that its okay to think about killing yourself sometimes without feeling the flames of hell lapping at your feet. The thought can sometimes be quite comforting.

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