I sat down this morning to watch the early morning skies like I've often been known to do.
This morning during a 24 minute period, I counted 9 planes, 1 crow, and 1 red tail hawk flying in a northeasterly direction. One plane was flying north and 2 planes were heading southwest.
Why was so much activity heading northeast?
Suddenly while contemplating such a lop-sided amount of air traffic in one direction, I became quite aware that I was experiencing a lot of bowel discomfort.
So I took my stat sheet inside with me and did a massive elimination dump.
I was very excited but saddened that no one in those planes would ever know how much my watching their plane speeding across the sky had aided me so much, physically speaking.
Some events are beyond explanation.
This morning during a 24 minute period, I counted 9 planes, 1 crow, and 1 red tail hawk flying in a northeasterly direction. One plane was flying north and 2 planes were heading southwest.
Why was so much activity heading northeast?
Suddenly while contemplating such a lop-sided amount of air traffic in one direction, I became quite aware that I was experiencing a lot of bowel discomfort.
So I took my stat sheet inside with me and did a massive elimination dump.
I was very excited but saddened that no one in those planes would ever know how much my watching their plane speeding across the sky had aided me so much, physically speaking.
Some events are beyond explanation.
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